Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and...– George Carlin (via piscisaustrinus)
mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable...– Carl Jung (via bokura)
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
YO REBLOG THIS AND I WILL DRAW A DRESS DESIGN...
longshotlock: i highly doubt this will get more than two notes but hey i’m bored also i know these things are usually unreliable but if this for some reason gets a bunch of notes i’ll try to eventually get them all done, alright? alright uwu
mom: who sings this song
me: your future son in law
roaminromans: how to play a racing game HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY GO FAST NEVER USE BRAKES
No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle....
adamusprime: I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal. I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build. I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke. I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach. What am I?
deebrie: If I'm comfortable with you, I'll: →
queenbitchunderthemountain: anthemlog: call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
I never stopped loving you. Not even for a second. Even when I hated you.– Charles Sheehan-Miles, Just Remember to Breathe (via bokura)
多分、千星の道はあなたを満たすのに十分であろう Maybe a path of a thousand stars would be enough to meet you.
VIXX: Team Edward
EXO: Team Jacob
purrloiner: no but you gotta admit that pokemon is like the biggest of the big fandoms like..no matter what you’re into right now you’re always into pokemon and when shit happens in pokemon everybody comes back like
tyl3rwyl3r: strider69: so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available” and i just This is so much better it’s ridiculous.
burgrs: A wild CUTIE appeared! What will U do? SMOOCH CUDDLE TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
ohdultxoxo: i like how yongguk and kris are like the super scary leader type but actually they have cute smile and collects plushies