My teacher told our class one of the most craziest things today..
She said that one day she was in the triage office and a guy comes in and they try to see what was wrong with him. His phone supposedly kept vibrating and she tells him to turn off his phone, but he goes and says that he has a vibrator up his butt and my teacher tells us how she tried to keep a game face. Then the guy had to go to surgery and get the vibrator removed and when he saw the doctor after recovery, he asked if he could have it back, but the doctor said they got rid of it. The guy started freaking out and he said that he had to return it cause it belonged to his daughter and I swear the whole class was disgusted.
That story made my day though. She even showed us an xray of a lightbulb in someones butt.
do you ever know the answer to a question in class but you don’t want to say it and the teacher is looking round at everyone and you’re tempted to say it but just before you get the chance to, the teacher tells you the answer and everyone is mind-blown and stares at the teacher in complete awe like they’re the most intelligent being ever and you just sit there like i knew that
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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon