“If I could give everyone one piece of advice, it would be once you find the one you’ve spend your whole lifetime searching for, don’t give them up without a fight. Never let them walk right out of your lie. Whatever you do, don’t ever let them go. Hold onto them with all that you’ve got, because you have no guarantee that they’ll be back. So, don’t make the mistake I have made. Don’t just watch them leave. It could be the last you ever see them. Don’t look back on it and regret not saying the words you needed to say, or doing the things you needed to do. Because that feeling of regret will never leave you.”—Daily Tumblr Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)
(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.